Oh my, I love this headline:

Drug Company VP Admits New Diet Drug Made Him Crap His Pants

Over at the Consumerist, there is an article about a new diet drug that has some interesting side-effects, one being the oily excretion from the anus. Yes, you will need to go more often and wear dark color clothing. LOL

During one of my breaks, I visited one of my favorite sites, gizmodo. There you will find gadgets galore reviewed, fondled and stripped. But what makes this site better than say cnet is the fact that the Giz writers actually have a sense of humor. As some of you know (my killer three readers), I do love me some PS3 action. I gravitate to anything related to the hardware. Giz linked to a review on a cooling device for the PS3. Nothing odd, just the title of the entry:

Nyko PS3 Intercooler Reviewed (Verdict: Who the F Knows?)

That is how all tech reviews should start.

So during our daily routine of getting out of the house, the family were all at the kitchen island eating breakfast and watching the news, a report came up about a fire on Santa Catalina island. My daughter popped up and said, “look daddy, I am on fire!” All she heard was her name and saw the fire. She was so proud that she has an island named after her, thankfully they never displayed the name of the island on the screen. Her name starts with a K instead of a C. Then all she can do was think about how to protect her people. My son wandered if there was any island named after him. I told him that he had something better, a sandwich. “There is a such a thing as a Ruben Sandwich?” my son asked. “Yep,” was my reply and his reply was, “Katalina gets an island and all I get is a sandwich.” That of course made me laugh. An island for the girl, a sandwich for the boy and a minivan for the dad, what more can you ask for?

I use to drop two Monster energy drinks a day. When I REALLY needed a kick, I would add another for good measure. I started like any who first entered the seedy underground of popping drink “kickers”. I started with “the bull” and made my way up. I finally broke the habit as hard as it was. Headaches and a funky twitch made it self known through the process. Well I guess I am glad that part is over, I mean take a look at what comes in a can now, liquid cocaine. Now are you not glad that I quit? (LOL)