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When officemates declare war in the cubical farm!

I made my fair share of rubberband guns during my youth but as an adult, you need better tech to send those bands across the cubical farm.  You need weapons like these:



Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton (Tina Fey & Amy Poehler)

This skit was by far the funniest thing I have seen in recent weeks.  I was in tears!


Facebook dislikes - it is how you say it

I ran into this article that made me laugh:
Top five things to hate about Facebook
What it spoke about are things that I am guilty of doing and admit are annoying, but what was funny was the following statement found in the article:

It promises much, and delivers so little. Like a semi-erection big enough to be a publicly embarrassing lump, but not large enough to be of any use to anyone whatsoever.

It reminded me of a statement I once heard in a meeting:

A good networking tool is like porn, you know what you like when you see it.

Both statements are cool refreshing analogies desperately needed in otherwise useless reports. Thank you for the perverse humor, I get a chuckle out of it every time.

Colorado Springs the fittest city. My work there is complete

So I got my latest issue of Men’s Fitness and in there was a list of the fittest cities with Colorado Springs leading the way.  Many examples provided such as how a social meet up at CS means meeting at a trail-head is very true.  But you see, it was because I was there blasting on the trails.  Give me a year or so and you will find Austin on the list.

Make a scammer do real work

We all know about the Nigerian scam letter, which looks something like this one:

My Dear

Greetings,I know this mail may come to you as a surprise,I am Barrister Mussa Issah the solicitor/counsel to the late Sanni Abacha who was then before his death, the President/Head of State of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Just yesterday his widow wife Mrs. Mariam Abacha called to intimate me of the condition of her family over the pursuance of fund by the Government over the husbands alleged loot.

In fact, She conferred in me that her son was working with a German National only for the German to take advantage of the situation, there by setting her son up in Germany where he went to claim his father deposit. You can verify this fact your self through the German Embassy over an alleged Abacha’s Son, Mr. Abba Abacha trying to pull out the sum of (US$40 M) Forty Million Dollars from the Bank.

At this point in time, She solicited my humble self to look for a reputable gentleman who will be of great assistance to the family and somebody who can take over the sum of $27M (Twenty Seven Million United States Dollars Only)which is presently deposited in a Security Company, for investment. I will later on the course of this transaction disclosed to you the Security Company accordingly.

If you will be interested to act upon on receipt of this mail, please do contact me on the enlisted contact adress and more so be kind to issue me with your current Telephone Number for prompt conversation.

Thanks for your sincere understanding while looking forward to your positive response/cooperation.

Regards,
Barrister Musa Issah

Well a person turned the tables on the scammer by offering a $100 per handwritten page of a Harry Potter book. The email exchange is hilarious.

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